THE VIBERATER™
AS SEEN
ON
ONLYFANS!
ON
ONLYFANS!
"Do you want to try my Viberater?"
Pick ur vibe pack
Contacting Viberater
♫ Viberater's Profile Songs ♫
Rate Your Vibe (Afro Synth Mix)
DJ Good Bad Girl
Viberater's Details
| What is it? | A necklace. A pendant. A conversation starter. A conversation ENDER. |
|---|---|
| Front side | A slider spectrum from GOOD GIRL to BAD GIRL. You decide where they land. |
| Back side | VIBE RATER, in big letters, for the reveal. |
| Made of | Mostly black, with glow-in-the-dark lettering. Turn off the lights. 100% vibes. |
| Size | About 3 inches wide. Fits in your hand. Fits on your neck. |
| Chain | 70cm stainless steel chain included!!! Long enough to go over your head. |
| Keyring hole | Built-in hole, so you can clip it onto your keys too. Rate your vibe on the go. |
THE VIBERATER™ is in your extended network
Viberater's Blurbs
How to use your Viberater
- 1WALK UP to a friend. Or a stranger. Or your mom.
- 2ASK: "Do you want to try my Viberater?" Smirk it. 😏
- 3HOLD EYE CONTACT. Really, hold it. Hold it. Embrace the awkward.
- 4THE REVEAL!!! Flip the Viberater™ over and show them it says VIBE RATER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
- 5HAVE THEM RATE THEIR *CURRENT* VIBE. GOOD GIRL? BAD GIRL? Somewhere in between?
- 6VIBERATERS GO DEEP. Unpack the rating together. Be vulnerable. Hug it out if needed. Or talk philosophy.
FAQ!!! (Frequently Asked Questions)
- How long does shipping take?
- FREE shipping anywhere in the US when you get 2 or more!!! Just one is $4.99. Usually 3-5 business days. I mail them myself, so maybe add a day if it's raining.
- Will it fit me?
- One size fits all necks. The chain goes around your neck. That's the whole system.
- Can I return it?
- Yes, within 30 days of delivery, unworn. Email the Webmaster and we'll work it out. Bad vibes happen to good people.
Viberater's Reviews
"Every night. In bed. I slide it around in all the right places. Life-changing." — Lucy, New Orleans ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Bought one for my girlfriend. She was really excited. Haven’t heard from her since." — Kevin, Brooklyn ⭐⭐⭐⭐
"My whole bachelorette party rated themselves BAD GIRL." — Tasha, Las Vegas ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"I don't get it." — Your Dad, Garage ⭐⭐
Viberater's Friend Space
THE VIBERATER™ has 7 friends.
- 💅Lucy
- 💔Kevin's Ex-Girlfriend
- 👰Tasha
- 👩Your Mom
- 🛻BigTruckDaddy69
- 🖤xX_DarkAngel_Xx
- 🛂TSA Agent Philipp
Viberater's Friends Comments
👨Dennnis
I gave one to my daughter. She loves it!
🙄Alice
@Dennnis DAD!
👨Dennnis
@Alice love uuuu sweetie!
🔮anon
my horoscope said this would happen
🧓CoolDad1952
how do i turn it on
😏webmaster
@CoolDad1952 it turns on when you turn on!
😏webmaster
thx 4 visiting!!! sign back soon!!!
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